Bob The Hamster; By Colin

“They climbed down the deep dark hole”

“Now wait one minute Bobby that’s not how it went you skipped the hole beginning”

“But Uncle Billy Bob”

“Now here’s how it really went”.

Once there was a hamster that lived in new Hamster Dam and that hamster that lived in new Hamster Dam was named Billy Bob. Billy Bob had a friend named Rob. But rob liked to call Billy Bob Bob. So Bob’s job was to watch the cob.

So one day Rob took bob on jog throw the bog. And while they taking a jog throw the bog the evil gofer kill rover took his evil army called the little people from the sky. So the little people from the sky took the flying tanks chain saw’s pooping pidgins the ax murderers rocket launchers and hunger hippos to go get the cob. But they had to send back the pooping pidgins and the flying tanks, all back to the evil gofer under ground city.

When Bob and Rob got back Bob the hamster became Bob the hamster Sherlock Homes. So Bob the hamster Sherlock Homes did what he did best find stuff to find the better stuff. So Bob the hamster Sherlock Homes found foot prints of hungry hippos so they followed them back to the evil gofer’s underground city. So bob the hamster Jackie Jan went to go seek the revenge on kill rover.

Rob and I climbed down the deep dark hole, ‘How could I do this I’m just one hamster with little stubby legs and arm’s’ as we were climbing down I could smell the putrid Oder of gofer poo. I could feel the the dirty hole felt like roting cob. I could see nothing but the pooping pidgins above us I was lucky unlike rob how was hit so he ran home and took a bath in the creek. I needed a diversion to distract the gofer’s so rob became Ms Doctor professor. Hannah Montana and she jump on stage and started singing “nobodies perfect I got to work it again and again till I get It right nobodies that’s right nobodies perfect”. “anchor anchor”

While rob was thinking of an anchor to sing bob said to Kill rover “see you later you ugly mean stupid cry Baby big bottomed hamster poo scum”.

Bob was holding kill rover hostage so they would get back the cob but that didn’t work the gofer’s pulled there machine guns out and started shooting Bob but bob was to quick he jumped behind kill rover and kill rover got his head shout off.

And after that they replanted the cob and bob the hamster became bob the hamster the lawyer. Once there was a hamster that lived in new hamster dam was named Billy Bob.